NEW YORK IS DEFINITELY ON THE RIGHT NOTE!

Oh how I love New York!

I have only been once in my life and that was on a school trip when it was covered in a ridiculous amount of snow, but I could still feel the magic of the place even then.

The latest reason for my love declaration is the latest project by a capaigning group called 'Sing For Hope'. They distrubuted pianos all around the city for 2 weeks, inviting the public to play for each other.

How cute is that?!

I mean, it would actually be like being in a real-life musical or something haha, just casually walk down the street and have a good sing-song!

The guy who set it all up said he had the idea because he was sick of going into the same laundrette each week with the same people but not ever uttering a word to them. He said he thought something like a piano would bring everyone together.

And he was right; massive crowds have been gathering in New York to listen to passers-by show their skills to the rest of the city. It makes sense really, as music is such a massive part of everyday life and can really bring a community together.

I think it's a great way for people to bond, and also just brings a bit of brightness to the struggles of everyday life. Who wouldn't like having a go at entertaining their city for a day?!

The fact is though, that there aren't many places where this idea would actually work. I mean, New York is just such a powerhouse of art and free-thinking people from all over the world that it's appreciated by it's citizens. I mean, I don't think it would have quite the same in Pompey Highstreet. It would probably be vandalized in about 10 minutes.

That's why I MUST live in New York at some point in my life.

MUST!

Even if it's only for just a few months, I would actually love to declare that I am a resident of the 'Big Apple' and ask for a 'cwaffe'. You could say it's a dream of mine...

Let's hope one day it's a reality!

THE ERA OF THE CRINGE...

Not being funny right, but when did our world get so cringey?

I mean seriously, it's kind of a massive joke.

Where are the days when we kept our emotions to ourselves and snorted at anyone who made big declarations or got too publicly emotional. I miss them days...

Okay, I am taking the piss a little bit, but I do honestly feel like the world is literally full of 'sugar and spice and all things nice' right now.

I mean, you can't go five minutes without seeing/hearing an 'I love you', or 'you're amazing' or even 'hey baby boy/girl'. It rather makes me want to vom.

I'm not saying that I don't care for anyone or have never been in love. Of course I have, I just don't feel the need to declare it to the world every second of my actual life.

Maybe it's just be being a scroodge or whatever, but I kinda think it devalues things, I mean, if you tell someone EVERYDAY, it like takes away the specialness (even a word?) of the meaning, I personally think.

Like, people who are that close to you should know how much you care for them. They should know it from the way you treat them and the things you do for them, not in the simple words that are regularly thrown around rather carelessly these days.

I mean sure they can talk the talk, but can they walk the walk? You only have to look at 'The Apprentice' to see that people just chat shit most of the time.

And right, it really bugs me when people act and lovey dovey to you on Facebook, but then you go to chat to them in REAL LIFE (shock horror) and they act like you're from outter-space or something- very annoying!

And then we have TV... my idea of TV heaven is something like 'Friends' where they constantly rip the piss outta each other, but deep down you know they all care about each other. That's what I like- subtle love...

But NOW we have stuff like 'Glee', which is so cliche it actually hurts a little. I mean, why go around declaring what a great person you are (blah blah) how you love each other (more blah), just GET ON WITH IT. Sue Sylvester is the only thing that saves that show, I tell thee.

Then we have got BGT, I mean, I'm not denying it's damn funny at times, but it's sooooo self-indulgent when it gets to the finals. Everyone's so emotional 'coz I've wanted it my whole life' and they cry so much and everyone pats each other on the back because they're all so great. I mean come on, whatever happened to fair competition and honesty? I mean, a bunch of dancers isn't gonna change the world really is it?

You probably think I'm a moody cow, and you're probably right. But I really don't care. The way I see it, if I tell someone that I love them and care about them a lot, at least they know that I'm being truthul and that I care an awful lot about them to say that, instead of them being 'one of many'.

So next time you go to write/say 'love you babe' or 'you're the most amazing person ever', just take a second to think about whether you ACTUALLY mean it.

That is all I ask :D

HEIDI WAS A PRATT TO MARRY SPENCER

News comes that Heidi Montag has FINALLY split with Spencer Pratt...

Thank God for that!

I mean, why has it taken her this long to see what a weirdo he truely is?! Ever since she hooked up with him back in 2007, he life has just spiralled out of control.

First, she fell out with her amazing bff Lauren Conrad, which was a HUGE mistake. She stupidly decided to pick rat spencer of her loving and loyal pal and in turn lost the rest of her mates too, which left her miserable and lacking in a social life.

Then, she ruined her chances of promotion in her job because Spencer came over a messed up a meeting with her boss in Vegas.

She then went on to get masses of surgery, no doubt encouraged by Spencer, which left her looking like a warped Barbie doll and caused her to fall out with her mum Darlene when she told her (quite rightly) that she looked better before the surgery.

She went on to take a restraining order out on her.

I mean, how harsh do you have to be to take a restraining order out on your own mum who has done nothing more than give you her honest and caring opinion?!

It seems as if Heidi has finally seen that Spencer is the one who started and encouraged this erratic behaviour and realised she needs him out of her life.

I'm glad she's finally seen this, however I feel that it may be too late for the blonde to get her life back. I mean, her betrayal of Lauren over the years has become to strong for the ever to be a chance of a proper reconcilliation, and her realtionship with her mum will never be the same after how's she's treated her in the last few weeks.

She's also ruined her looks with way too much surgery, and the minute she realsies that, I think she's going to totally break down.

She said she wants to become a proper actress, but how can she with so much surgery? Surely you can't convey deep emotions with that much plastic in your face? The only parts she'll be getting are joke cameos.

I'm not trying to have a go at her, I think it's really sad what happened to her. She was bright bubbly and beautiful when we first met her on our screens, and now she's a shaddow of her former sense, and it's all down to Spencer.

He should feel ashamed of himself for the negative effective he's had on his wife. He made her feel so insecure about herself that she lost all her friends and social life and mutilated her face and body so that she looked like a completely different person.

I hope he never gets the chance to do it to so poor other girl again in his lifetime.

BEFORE:

Heidi with best pal Lauren Conrad pre-surgery

AFTER:

Showing off her enhanced look on the red carpet

CHERYL AND WILL.I.AM= CHESSIEST GRINS EVER!

Cheryl Cole has reportedly denied that her relationship with BEP star Will.I.Am has become romantic, however, seeing this picture of them above, it's plain to see that the two share a special bond at least...

I mean, just look at the smiles on their faces- it actually looks like they're going to burst with happiness!

Even if it's not romantic, I think it's good for the gorgeous starlet that she's got another man to take her mind off that idiot Ashley!

I means he's only 26, she's got her whole life ahead of her!

The picture was taken at the Cannes Festival, where the starlet got paid a reported £250,000 for a one-night performance! Not bad work if you can get it huh Chezza!

Cheryl awarded Will with a cheeky dance and kiss after her flew straight from the World Music Awards in Monacco to play a DJ set for her.

Ahh what a sweetie- just don't become a 'Heartbreaker' will you!

GREEDY GAGA GONE TOO FAR?

News comes today that Lady Gaga is set to release a THIRD version of her debut album 'The Fame.'

Yes, not content with releasing it twice, Gaga has decided to do the triple, and release, yes you've guessed it, The Fame- remixes.

Seriously?

How much money does she actually wanna make from one album?

She's already rinsed her fans enough by re-releasing the same album the first time, just with a few more songs as 'Fame Monster'.

She also screwed fans over by bumping up the price of her tour, with tickets for it's first leg costing just £30, however now they are £50-£70!

For a woman who says she loves all her 'little monsters', she has a funny way of showing it...

Sort it out Gaga, or your 'little monsters' will bite back!

BAR RAFAELI TEAMS UP WITH JERSEY SHORE BOYS FOR INTERVIEW SHOOT

Yes gorgeous supermodel and ex-girlfriend of Leonardo Di Caprio, Bar Rafaeli got a shock when she turned up on the set of her photoshoot with magazine 'Interview' as she was met by the uber-tanned 'Jersey Shore' boys!

Yes Ronnie, Vinny, Mike (The 'Situation) and Pauly D got their orange mitts on Miss Rafaeli in what was a very sexy, but rather random photoshoot.

During the shots, the MTV boys got to man-handle the model and even had her take a bite of their massive sub... very saucy!

The reality boys have quickly shot to fame in America, where they are household names.

Mike a.k.a. 'The Situation' has even claimed their as big as The Beatles, saying:

"Oh man, it's just unbelievable. Everywhere I go, there's just mass amounts of people. There's people showing up at airports, wanting autographs, girls, it's insane. It's like The Beatles, man."

Hmm, think he's exaggerating just a little!

They boys are funny though, and so are the pics- check them out!

'The Situation'... Mike

Hungry?

Getting to grips with Ronnie...

OH-MY-GEE, HEIDI MONTAG'S GONE CRAZY!

No, it's not a barbie doll, it's actually a real person... just. Yes, it's Mrs 'Plastic Fantastic' herself, Heidi Montag... a.k.a. Mrs Pratt.

And she certainly lives up to her title.

The 23-year-old stripped off and showed the world the result of all that surgery to promote her new bikini line.

The only thing she really promoted was bad use of surgery. I mean, she ACTUALLY looks like a doll- all shiny and plasticy, I'm not surprised she didn't melt in the LA sun!

It actually is kind of ridiculous, I mean, look at the size of her boobs! They just look silly.

And that's not the worst part, she actually wants them EVEN bigger, saying:

'I legally can't right now.

'The limit is 800cc and I have 700cc.'

There should be a limit to how much surgery someone can have in full, because this girl's got issues.

I mean, she was such a pretty girl beforehand, and now she's just ruined herself.

Heidi admitted that it's not just her looks that have changed, she now find it hard to jog or even be comforted by friends, saying:

I'm very weird about hugging people now - [my body] is very fragile.'

You know you've gone too far when you can't even hug-it-out with your mates...

Get help Heidi... NOW.