Tuesday, 24 August 2010

SAVE ME THE POOR REALITY IMITATIONS PLEASE

OMG, what is with all the poor celebrity imitations these days...?!

I'm so fed up of seeing a reality 'star' doing a photoshoot where they are imiating someone (actually) famous- get over it already!

First up, we have former BB hothead John James posing in his kecks as his idol Becks...

Poor Imitation... John James


First of all, he doesn't even come close to the legend that it David Beckham. I mean, Becks is a world-class footballer who has trained his whole life to achieve his success. He is a loving father and a great mentor to the England team, as well as being absolutely gorgeous. Basically he is a god!

Then we have John James; a man so two-faced, they named him twice! He thinks he's 'famous' now because he was an utter pr*ck to his female housemates and told everyone he 'didn't give a rip'.

If I remember rightly, he also said in that house that they 'weren't gonna be superstars' when they came out of the house and that he would never do any magazines.

Fast-forward to now- five days after he left the house and he's already got his mug in a mag . Not only that, he announced on Twitter that he is 'going on tour'.

Going on tour?!

I thought you actually had to have a talent to go on tour- not just give a fake smile and a 'G'day' to your 'fans'.

What a joke. And what a hypocrite he is.

Also, that six-pack' looks like it's been drawn on by a five-year-old. Sort it out mate.

Next up, we have Rachel Onion-Baji or whatever her name is. She's in this weeks 'More' Mag posing as Beyonce.


On your bike!... Rachel Adedajei

I mean come on, why would she do that to herself? As if she'd ever come close to looking like Beyonce. No one could!

I just think it's sad that we have so many people in the public eye these days that actually do nothing. Like nothing. They go on TV shows and radio stations to talk about all the nothing they do. It's ridiculous.

Get your own identity. Get a real job. And then F-Off please.

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