UMM... CAN YOU BACK OFF BECKS PLEASE?

Poor David! Look how glum he looks :(

No one with such a pretty face as him should be looking that sad!

Now I know I can't say for DEFFO that he didn't have the rumpy-pumpy with the prozzies, but I really don't think he did (if my opinion counts for anything- umm... lol).

So back off you evil women- and leave the man and his beautiful family alone!

SAVE ME THE POOR REALITY IMITATIONS PLEASE

OMG, what is with all the poor celebrity imitations these days...?!

I'm so fed up of seeing a reality 'star' doing a photoshoot where they are imiating someone (actually) famous- get over it already!

First up, we have former BB hothead John James posing in his kecks as his idol Becks...

Poor Imitation... John James

First of all, he doesn't even come close to the legend that it David Beckham. I mean, Becks is a world-class footballer who has trained his whole life to achieve his success. He is a loving father and a great mentor to the England team, as well as being absolutely gorgeous. Basically he is a god!

Then we have John James; a man so two-faced, they named him twice! He thinks he's 'famous' now because he was an utter pr*ck to his female housemates and told everyone he 'didn't give a rip'.

If I remember rightly, he also said in that house that they 'weren't gonna be superstars' when they came out of the house and that he would never do any magazines.

Fast-forward to now- five days after he left the house and he's already got his mug in a mag . Not only that, he announced on Twitter that he is 'going on tour'.

Going on tour?!

I thought you actually had to have a talent to go on tour- not just give a fake smile and a 'G'day' to your 'fans'.

What a joke. And what a hypocrite he is.

Also, that six-pack' looks like it's been drawn on by a five-year-old. Sort it out mate.

Next up, we have Rachel Onion-Baji or whatever her name is. She's in this weeks 'More' Mag posing as Beyonce.

On your bike!... Rachel Adedajei

I mean come on, why would she do that to herself? As if she'd ever come close to looking like Beyonce. No one could!

I just think it's sad that we have so many people in the public eye these days that actually do nothing. Like nothing. They go on TV shows and radio stations to talk about all the nothing they do. It's ridiculous.

Get your own identity. Get a real job. And then F-Off please.

TIME TO TAKE A BOW BECKS...

There's been an uproar of outrage in the last few days as Fabio Capello announced live on TV that he no longer considers David Beckham as part of the England team.

Beckam and the England fans were disgusted at the way Capello didn't even think to tell Becks to his face that he was no longer part of the team- just leaving him to find out on national TV.

And, although I agree that the way Capello went about it was totally wrong- I do agree with his decision.

I mean, Becks is 35 now. I know that's not old generally, but for a footballer it's pretty ancient, considering players can join the Premier Leage at 16.

By the time the next world cup comes around- he will be 39, and quite franky will probably not be fit enough to be in a world championship.

Of course every England fan loves Becks. He's strong, charismatic and a good leader in the team, but it's time for new talent to shine through and have their day.

We need energy and excitement to breathe new life into the team- and young players will bring that. It will be their enthusiasm and hunger that will enable us to get over this world cup disappointment and start preparing for the next one.

Apparently, Becks has turned down Capello's offer of playing a 'farewell match' and has insisted that he will 'fight his way back into the team'.

If he was ten years younger, I'd say good on him. But, I don't think this is the right attitude to have when he must know he's nearing the end of his career.

Surely he wants to let new talent have their chance? Isn't that why he set up his Football Academy?

Even when he does eventually retire, it's not like he will be short of work. I mean, he's forever the face of a new advertising campaign, and could easily move into coaching with his leadership skills.

I do love you Becks, but maybe it's time to hang up your Goldenballs once and for all...

KYLIE IS UK'S MOST POWERFUL CELEB... REALLY?!

News comes today that Kylie Minogue has been voted 'most powerful UK celebrity' in a poll conducted by Millward Brown.

The quizzed 2,000 consumers about 100 different celebs to find out who was most liked and talked about, and the pint-sized popstar came out on top.

Now, Kylie's nice and all and she's definitely been through a lot, but most powerful UK celeb?

To start off with, she's not even British! She's from Australia! And secondly, Kylie isn't exactly in the media spotlight much these days- so how can she be powerful to our nation?

Cheryl Cole came second, which is a little more understandable- considering she is in every magazine/newspaper daily about her struggles, and she is probably the biggest style icon or young girls right now, but I just don't get Kylie being first?

Coming third was David Beckham, which was a little silly considering he doesn't even live in the UK anymore.

Other far more appropriate celebs to feature were Joanna Lumley, who has done some fantastic campaigning for the Gurkas, and Jamie Oliver who has tirelessly campaigned to get healthier schooldinners.