SHOCKER: SURI CRUISE NOT IN HEELS!

Truely shocking stuff from the 3-year-old...

What's with her expression though? Better plaster that smile on your face Suri , otherwise they'll sling you in Rehab!

X-FACTOR'S GONE DOWN HILL....

X-Factor seems to be losing its touch!

Because although the ratings have been good this year, nothing else has!

The new format was wrong, the result was wrong (Olly= true winner), and the winner's single was DEFINITELY wrong; I thought Miley Cyrus's version of 'The Climb' was bad enough... 'til I heard Joe's take. I nearly threw up.

And the rest of the nation seems to have taken a similar view according to the charts- with RATM beating sickly Joe to no.1!

Yes, everything about this year's X-Factor has been wrong... I mean Joe compared to Alexandre? There reallu is NO comparison.

And just take this picture above of last year's Alexandre in the same dress as this years Rachel Adedajei... as I said... no comparison.

You better step it up Simon!

GAGA HITS BACK(SIDE)

What a suprise... just a couple of days after pics of Rihanna posing in the nude... Gaga decides to get her baps out, truely shocking... NOT. Check out the bizarre photo's below...

Disturbing... Naked Crowd

Baring all... with Kanye


Electrifying...

RIHANNA LOOSES HER CLOTHES... AND HER DIGNITY

As I have tirelessly said in my previous posts, in the past year, our female popstars have been competiting for the spotlight by wearing the least they possibly can, and I pointed out that to win, one of them had to go naked sooner or later...

And they have.

Step up Rihanna, who's got her lady-pillows out for GQ magazine for their latest issue.

Well done love, you have your boobs out and defintely have everyones attention... even if they are all male.

However, we all know RiRi isn't doing this for their benefit. No, I bet she doesn't even revel in the fact that middle-aged men around the world are gawping at her bossoms. Quite the opposite in fact.

Yes, we all know she's doing it to 'impress' other women. Getting their attention to show that she's the edgiest starlet around and wanting the other popstresses to watch their backs.

But, what she doesn't realise, is that by doing this, she is just alienating herself from other women, because it feels like she's rubbing it in our faces just what a perfect body she has and she's posing in the mag like a slut, and women don't dig slutty.

Yes, there's even one pic (below) from the photoshoot where she is grabbing her crotch and looks like she's just about to play with herself.

I don't think any woman (who's not gay obv.) wants to see that.

Yeh, fair enough it's for a mens mag, and you've got to be provocative and all so they can get their monthy £2.50 worth of hard-ons, but this is a little too far for someone who used to be a role-model for young girls.

All I have to say is put it away Rihanna and get back to singing... before all your girl fans abandon you for good.

Check out the (rather vulgar) pics below

Distatesful... Crotch-Grab

Can't she put her hands somewhere else?

MY AIM FOR NEXT SUMMER...

Pictures have just been released of newest Victoria Secret model, Rosie Huntington-Whitely frolicking on a Carribbean beach. And she looks AMAZING!

The Devon-born (yes, really) beauty was 'working' in St. Barts on a V.S. catalogue swimwear suit, and showing everyone just why they picked her.

If this isn't inspiration to trim down for next summer, I don't know what is.

I mean, imagine waking up with that body... I don't think I would ever pry myself away from the mirror!

The only drawback is the enchanting Xmas turkey... and the yorkshires, the pigs-in-blankets, the roasties, the chocs etc. etc.

Can I really force 'No thanks' out of my mouth when the bowl of crispy roast potatoes is passed my way.

Hmm tbh she doesn't even look THAT good anyway... (^^) Now past me the bowl! :D

FRANKIE WHORES IT OUT AT LABEL PARTY

I think I've already made it clear how I feel about popstars wearing absolutely nothing of late. It's pathetic.

However, it's quite frank(ie)ly getting stupid now!

At the party for record label Fascination last night at London Mayfair's club Aura, Frankie Sandford from the Saturdays turned up looking like a prostitute.

It was absolutely freezing, but she decided to wear tiny leather hotpants, with a see-through blouse and suspenders.

Can't you save it for the bedroom love?

It's not like the outfit even looked nice- it looked slutty and tacky and like she should be standing on the edge of the street.

Other guests at the party where her other Saturday co-singers, who still wore skimpy outfits but looked a lot better than Frankie.

Pixie Lott was also there in a LBD. See the pics below!

Mini Dresses... Rochelle and Una

Pretty... Mollie

LBD... Pixie Lott

Tacky... Cheeky Frankie

PIC SOURCE: DAILYMAIL.COM

THE STARS GET TRASHY FOR JINGLE BELL BALL

It was a time for celebration last night at the 02 Arena for Capital FM's Jingle Bell Ball, so what do the stars do? Get their kit off of course!

Yes again, we were 'treated' to another sight of barely-there-outfits from popworlds biggest starlets, including Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, Alesha Dixon, Sugababes and Shakira.
What is with these girls... have they never heard less is more?

Yes, Alesha just about covered her bum in a blue corsette dress, Shakira donned a black, sequined dress and those ugly black knee-high boots again (obsessed much?), Gaga wore red patent underwear, while the Sugababes stuck their bums out in black like they were waiting for something.

But the worst of all HAS to be Miley Cyrus (suprise). This girl is unbelievable... and I don't mean that in a good way.

She is seventeen... SEVENTEEN! Why do her managers and stylists insist on putting her on stage half-naked?

Talk about trashy!

She was dressed in a slit jumper, with her bra hanging out, mini hotpants and black leather boots. She couldn't look more like a hooker if she tried!

And what a role model for her fans...

I'm just so fed up with all these female stars competing to see who can wear the least clothing... it's not clever and it's not cool.

I wish one of them would just go out completely naked already so that it all has to end.

My bet's on Gaga.

Bum deal... Alesha

Boot-obsessed... Shakira

Teen train-wreck... Miley

Ass-king for it... Sugababes


Lady in Red... Gaga

PIC SOURCE: DAILY MAIL ONLINE

KATIE NEEDS TO SORT IT OUT...

Drunken Mess.