NUBO SUBO

So it's been two years since Susan Boyle a.k.a. SuBo hit our screens with her THOSE eyebrows and THAT mustard dress...

And until now, she has remained fairly un-transformed (apart from a very necessary eyebrow pluck and a new dress).

But it seems the 50-year-old (yes fifty) has decided to take a leaf out of her mentor Simon Cowell's books and is getting her teeth whitened.

Apparently the ecentric Scottish singer thinks the 'Subo sparkle treatment' will take years off her, and overhaul her image.

Insiders said she had even considered veneers but doesn't want to look 'weird'.

But is it a good thing that Subo is beautifying herself? Does she need the makeover or is she just going too Hollywood on us and loosing her original charm?

Let me know your thoughts...

BRITAN'S GOT TODDLERS?

You can always count on 'Britain's Got Talent' to start a worldwide phenomenon' (SuBo, Jaheim)... and it doesn't look like it's going to be any different this year...

Yes, already Simon and co. are cooing about four-year old Michael Jackson impersonator; Kayim-Ali Jaffer.

But wait, yes that's what you heard, FOUR years old.

Four years old and he's being put onto a huge stage with a screaming audience. He's only just learnt to speak, let alone perform!

It is said that after his performance, the youngster ran off stage before the judges could tell him their verdict, while the crowd were giving him a standing ovation.

Poor little guy! Bet he was scared half to death!

Apparently, Kayim is a 'dead-cert' for the semi-finals, which means an even bigger audience and LIVE TV.

How can they expect a four-year-old to cope with live TV? We all saw what happened last year to 10-year-old Hollie Steel when she broke down on stage. Has Simon learnt nothing?!

Not only that, it's the rejection too. How do you tell a four-year-old that the public didn't like their performance? It would be heart-breaking!

Child charities are supposedly very worried about this and are calling on Simon Cowell to put an age-barrier on the contest, and I must say that I totally agree.

Kids are already losing their childhoods enough, they don't need to be exploited on TV as well, just to boost Mr Cowell's ratings.

I suggest they listen to these charities, and listen to them NOW.

X-FACTOR'S GONE DOWN HILL....

X-Factor seems to be losing its touch!

Because although the ratings have been good this year, nothing else has!

The new format was wrong, the result was wrong (Olly= true winner), and the winner's single was DEFINITELY wrong; I thought Miley Cyrus's version of 'The Climb' was bad enough... 'til I heard Joe's take. I nearly threw up.

And the rest of the nation seems to have taken a similar view according to the charts- with RATM beating sickly Joe to no.1!

Yes, everything about this year's X-Factor has been wrong... I mean Joe compared to Alexandre? There reallu is NO comparison.

And just take this picture above of last year's Alexandre in the same dress as this years Rachel Adedajei... as I said... no comparison.

You better step it up Simon!