Monday 2 November 2009

RANDY ROD NEEDS TAMING


Most 64-year-olds have retired, wrapped up in a cardy and are sitting down with their feet up in front of Countdown....

But not Rod Stewart.

Oh no, the OAP rocker has decided to try for his EIGHTH baby with his partner Penny Lancaster for some strange reason.

They already have a 4-year-old son, Alistair, which you would think would keep Rod on his toes. Obviously not.

The ageing star seems to prefer sleepness nights and dirty nappies to a nice cup of tea and the soaps.

Rod has said this is going to be his last one before he "closes the office." I'm suprised 'the office' hasn't shut down of it's own accord to be quite honest!

He joked: "I'll be 95 when the child graduates."

I wouldn't joke mate! Do you really now just HOW embarassing it will be to that kid to have his Dad there, no doubt with a zimmerframe. I'm sure that'll look SO cool to any potential crush.

All jokes aside, you have to wonder if it is actually fair on the kid. I mean, surely as a child you want your Dad to be up and active playing around with you- not sat in a chair eating biscuits?

Anyway, Rod better get a move on, otherwise he may just find his office has been taken into adminitration...

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