BORE OFF JORDAN

Is anyone else reaaaaaallly bored of hearing about Jordan right about now?

I mean, I know I'm going against my own point by writing about her now, but I just want one little rant and then I shall speak of her no more!

The thing is, why do people actually care? Haven't they realised yet that she is just a fame-hungry monster who would probably sell her soul to get a front page.

The thing is, she doesn't really have a life- she just creates one that she thinks will get her the most attention.

I mean, you could tell that when she got together with Alex it wasn't love- she just needed some yuppy foolish enough to marry her so she could get a kick out of Pete seeing her with another guy.

Then she had a few months when the press weren't interested and it was like 'oh look we're getting married.'

Then next came 'we're having a baby' which obviously would have produced mega-money magazine deals. But when poor Alex couldn't give her a little sprog, she threw him in the gutter without a care in the world.

Now she's trying to make out that it is HIM who is hurting her by 'selling out her family' and 'demanding £2m'.

How can he hurt her? She's a soulless machine who just tramples on anyone for a quick buck. She's quite clearly trying to manipulate the situation in her favour as of usual.

Alex is said to have depression- which I think is understandable after spending all that time with that idiot. Man he deserves that £2m!

I wish the papers would just see what she's doing though and just ignore her- the public don't care what she's upto anymore, she's just turned into a faceless, money-grabbling bimbo who hurts anyone and everyone around her.

Maybe she should try being nice to people for once in her life and people might then have something good to say about her.

HOW OUR 'NOBILITY' LOST US THE WORLD CUP...

Now I am really disappointed that we're not gonna get the World Cup here just as much as the next person, as I think that it really was the best place and that the tournament deserves to come back to the nation that created it. However... the way the papers have handled everything is actually embarassing!

The minute the results were announced, the press started claiming it was a 'fix' and that Fifa bosses were all 'corrupt'.

Though they may be right, it just made us look like really bad losers. I mean, the Russians are actually going to love the fact that the British media are throwing their toys out of the pram. We could have at least had a little dignity in losing, knowing that we were wronged, but now we just look pathetic.

And... I'm not being funny, but telling the world that Fifa bosses were 'corrupt' before the bid had even got properly underway didn't help things in the slightest. I mean, it's like bullying a kid at school for a month and then asking to have some of his sweets- it's not gonna happen.

To be fair, they were probably right about the corruption in the Fifa camp, but why did they have to go and tell everyone and ruin our bid?

The press are trying to claim that they were being 'noble' and claiming 'the public had the right to know'. That's rubbish. They just wanted to flog a few more copies of their moany papers!

And anyway, why does our country always have to be the 'noble one'? Why, for once, can't we just shut our big gobs and let something good happen just for a change? I mean, take Iraq for example. All Bush had to do was give Tony B a little call and before you knew it, our boys were out in Iraq with old Blair spouting some rubbish about WMDs that he'd no doubt thought up after a heavy night on the tiles.

We've got to realise that we can't save the fricking world- why don't we just do something or ourselves once in a while?

What we should have done about the World Cup decision, is just to have said "Oh that's shit isn't it" and moved the hell on. Surely that's better than spending pointless hours and page space moaning and throwing a tantrum.

Hopefully by next time, people will realise they need to shut the hell up and not bite the hand that feeds them!

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IS KATHERINE'S PHOTOSHOOT CUTE OR CLASSLESS?

Now, I am the first person to admit just how gorgeous Katherine Heigl's adopted daughter Naleigh is- in fact I wrote a blogpost last week saying just that...

However, my initial reaction wasn't of joy when I saw this photoshoot that Miss Heigl did for 'W Magazine'.

Other sites have called in 'cute' and 'one for the photoalbum', but couldn't she have just had some pictures taken in private for her personal photoalbum? It seems a bit silly to have pictures in there that the whole nation can get their hands on too...

I'm sure Katherine loves her daughter very much and is a very good Mum, but I have to admit, it seems like the baby is a bit of an accessory in this shoot.

Maybe she should of let Naleigh make her own mind whether or not she wanted to be thrusted into the celebrity spotlight when she was old enough to make the decision herself.

KELVIN MCKENZIE IS AN IDIOT

Generally, I'm not into slamming other journo's, unless they say something that reaaaaly pisses me off. And this man, if you can even call him that, definitely has.

First of all he slags off my Uni course, which I can assure you is one of the best journalism courses in the country considering it's the only one NCTJ-accredited fully, and then I glanced at his column this week (to see what rubbish he's come out with) and he's moaning about gay people- saying he 'had to walk straight out of a bar' when he knew it was a Gay Bar.

Why the hell is 'The Sun', the most popular tabloid in the country, paying this twat to spew out such homophobic nonsense? Surely this type of prejudice shouldn't be allowed in our national newspapers these days... especially from some snooty idiot that just uses his column for his weekly moan.

The Sun may think he's good for their paper because he generates a lot of viewer opinion on his writing- but I can assure you it's not good. Anyone that I've ever met just thinks he is an idiot and should not be getting his pre-historic views aired to the nation on a weekly basis.

Why not just get rid of the loser and give us someone, younger and fresher who's opinions actually matter and who we really care about.

Yeh?

NICK CLEGG= LIAR

I'm actually FURIOUS that the government has allowed Universities to charge up to £9000 for a degree- it's ridiculous!

I thought £3,000 was bad enough- with the average student coming out of Uni with about £20,000 debt if they live away from home, but now it's gonna be nearly £40,000

How the hell are normal people meant to afford that?

Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg PROMISED us that he'd vote against the rising of student fees if elected- that's the reason why many young people voted for him- and look what he's done- just bowed down to the posh twat that's David Cameron and showed just how little backbone he's got.

What a joke.

Many university students are now fighting back- with a huge protest in London organized for next week. I encourage everyone who can to attend and show the government that we aren't taking this lightly.

ROONEY'S A DISGRACE

What is it with this country? Why do we feel the need to reward the idiots and to treat our real heroes with no respect?

I mean, while most of the country is suffering huge cuts- unemployment is up and parents are now getting no child support, the absolute LOSER that is Wayne Rooney receives an £8 million pay rise- yes 8 FRICIN' MILLION.

It's a joke, quite frankly.

This now means Rooney is the highest-earning player in the world- earning £250,000 a week.

It's absolute idiocy, I mean, this is the guy that invited a prortitute back to his wife's bed when she was PREGNANT, slept with a grandma called 'Auld Slapper' and has been seen acting drunk and disorderly on numerous ocasions.

Furthermore he treated Alex Ferguson, who's probably the best footballl manager Britain has seen, with the littlest respect ever this week- messing him around until he finally signed the 5-year renewal contract.

AND... he hasn't even been playing well! I mean, just take the world cup, he was, quite frankly, shit. I was forever screaming at the screen to 'get him off' as he just played awful and was definitely bringing the side down.

So, taking this all into consideration, why the fuck is he being paid so much? And why are the fans happy to see him back? If I was a Man U supporter, I'd have been pleased that I was finally getting rid of the cheating, lying, scumbag once and for all.

THE U.S. SKINS SEEMS A BIT CRINGE...

The trailer for MTV's American version of channel 4 show 'Skins' has been released today, and I must say, it's all a bit cringeworthy!

I don't know if it's the U.S. accents or whether they've just got the whole setup wrong or what, but it just seems really false and forced to me.

The whole beauty about the original 'Skins' is that it wasn't overdone and was just trying to represent normal lives, but if it isn't like that in America, I don't know why they're trying to make it out like it is...

Anyway CLICK HERE to see the trailer so you can judge for yourselves...!