CHAR IS A BIG FAT LIAR (IN A SKINNY BOD!)

Miss Charlotte Church has suddenly decided to lay off the choccies and slim down and that's great!

She looks fantastic and is glowing in her latest photoshoot; dressed in a LBD and wearing daring purple lipstick.

However, what troubles me was what came OUT of her mouth- not what's gone in it.

Yes, the 24-year-old songstress claimed in 'Closer' magazine' this week that she 'would be just as happy if she was a size 20'.

WHAT.EVER.

If you would be so happy in a size 20, then why did you go to all the bother of losing weight?

I mean, it's just plain stupid.

And right, it really annoys me that people can harp on about 'how they love their curves' and stuff if they are overweight, but if anyone dares mention that they love being skinny, then they are made to feel like a criminal.

I mean, if Charlotte has said, 'I'd love to be a size 0', she would have been hung out to dry by the media, but because she said she wouldn't mind be a size 20 (which is essentially obese), she has been hailed a hero.

It's ridiculous and downright wrong. Being overweight is just a serious threat than being underweight- there are numerous health issues such as diabetes, heart problems, cholesterol etc. etc. that cause the health service millions of pounds that could be used on helping seriously ill people.

I mean, I'm not putting everyone that size into the same box, because obviously some people are overweight due to medical reasons. But the people that eat their way into that weight are just being plain lazy and selfish, or they need to seek help for their emotional instability as they are obviously replacing food for the love that they crave.

So when a celebrity comes along and celebrates it, it just annoys me.

Next time, think before you speak Miss Church, because we all know you love yourself just a little bit more you fit into that size 8.

BECAUSE ANGELA SAID SO...

This article is stupid- http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1257069/Why-chocolate-better-blueberries-low-fat-food-wont-help-slim-The-diet-myths-ruining-health.html

It's another story that goes 'oh healthy eating is actually not very good for you'.

Well it is, so SHUT.UP.

I mean, take this, it's headline is: 'Why chocolate it better for you than blueberries'.

Excuse me, but I don't think blueberries are choc-ful (excuse the pun) of saturated fat!

I read on to see what their pathetic excuse existed of...

They claimed the sweet stuff was oh-so-much better for you because:

'Blueberries score highly on the oxygen radical absorbance capacity (ORAC) scale, but scientists are finding foods that are even higher - including dark chocolate.'

This 'reliable' information was given to us by someone called 'Angela'.

Angela?? Who the hell is Angela?

It doesn't even say Dr. Angela, or Angela, food scientist. It literally just says Angela.

I mean, they could have literally just picked someone off the street and said, "Oi love, what do you prefer- chocolate or blueberries?" It's actually a joke.

And even if chocolate DID have a few more anti-oxidants, it's still got more sugar and fat and would definitely make your arse grow much more than a tub of blueberries would.

I mean, what are these people on? Newspapers and magazines harp on about obesity rates daily saying how Britain is turning into a 'nation of fatties', well I'm not suprized if people are reading articles like this!

You can't go around telling everyone to eat healthily and then say "Oh chocolate is soooooo much healthier than fruit" because it's not!

They blatently just had webspace to fill so they decided to write some terrible artcle about 'health myths' that aren't even true and no one cares about.

Well don't!

If you've got nothing useful to say then shut the hell up and stop typing this rubbish.

CHECK OUT AGYNESS!

Wow! How good does Agyness Deyn look?

The supermodel went for a more vintage look on set for her first acting role in film 'Mean to Me'.

I think she looks amazing! Definitely keep it Agy!

BLOATED BANKERS ARE LEAVING US ALL SHORT-CHANGED...

News came yesterday that The Royal Bank of Scotland have given out £1.3. BILLION in bonuses to it's investment bankers, despite admitting that it could be years before they pay back the £50m we gave them to bail them out.

UK taxpayers now own 84% of the bank after the government saved it from collapse late in 2008.

However, itstead of doing the DECENT thing and pay back the owed money, RBS bosses have decided to pay their fatcats a big old wage instead.

It's absolutely disgusting.

RBS boss, Stephen Hester, wrote in a column in 'The Sun' that 'this is the only way the money invested... can be profitably recovered.'

What the hell is he on about?!

You actually need to PAY BACK the money for it to be recovered mate, not spend it all by giving all your mateys a big pack-packet!

He justifies the bonuses by saying that he 'needs the best workers' and says that they will go somewhere else if they don't get paid enough.

Well let them then! I'm not being funny, but has he not heard of the umemployment rate at the moment?? There would be thousands of capable people that would be chewing at the bit to have the job, we don't need these bloated middle-aged fools.

All they need is good management and to start re-paying their debt and everything will be sorted.

Mr Hester also needs to realise that we're in a frickin' recession. It's meant to be a time to think about others, not yourself. The public seem to be able to do this- neighbours sharing car journeys, friends cooking for each other. So why can't the banks?

Why can't they stop thinking about themselves for once and do the best thing for their country?

I mean, that bailout money could have been spent on NHS, schools and public services, but instead it was spent on them idiots.

Mr Hester further argued that these bankers were the ones that sorted the crisis, so they should be rewarded.

No mate. THEY were the ones that created this mess anyway and WE as the taxpayers sorted your crisis. WE gave you the money. I mean, it's simple really, if you give a company free produce, then, of course, they're gonna make a profit.

It's got nothing to do with your eejits over at RBS!

I think the government needs to step in and stop this daylight-robbery from occuring. At the moment, they're basically letting the banks stomp all over them.

We need to show them that an 84% share means WE'RE the boss!

LEONAS BEEN LET LOOSE...

So, it's been three days and three 'shocking revelations' from Leona Lewis.

Yes, the girl that we all know as being, well, a bit of a sap, from the X-Factor, has been

showing herself in a different light just recently.

First we had her branching out at The Brits ceremony, dressed in a silver 'space-age' dress complete with neon pink lipstick and shoes.

Then, she was telling us at the Elle Style Awards

that she lost two dress sizes from drinking only water for a month.

And now today, she has unveiled a new tattoo running down her back.

I mean, it's a tattoo dedicated to horses, so it's not that controversial, but it's still a tattoo nonetheless!

Now, is this the 'real Leona' coming out?

Well, considering she's never been like this before and just told us she was a 'normal girl' on The X-Factor I don't think so...

Seems to me like Leona's sold herself out just to boost press coverage for her new material coming out...

Scandalous!

The tattoo... a dedication to horses

New slimline figure... dressed in Alexander McQueen

Spacey Lady... dressed to impressed at The Brits

LOW-FAT CHOCOLATE? DREAMS DO COME TRUE...

News comes today that those clever scientists have invented low-fat chocolate... I repeat LOW-FAT CHOCOLATE!!!

Yes, those amazing nerds have invented a choccie bar that is 60% water... so 60% less calories!!! And apparently it even tastes the same as a normal bar of delicious dairy milk.

Team leader, Dr Philip Cox, said: ‘It is possible that small, stable, air bubbles designed to resemble oil droplets in terms of their size and physical properties could be used to produce a new generation of low fat foods.’

AND... he even insists it tastes the same! I think he's my new favourite person.

The same boffins have also come up with a porridge that can keep you full for a whole 6 hours!

So say goodbye to bingo wings and hello to bikini bods... waheeeey!!!

ROYALLY WRONG!

Prince William is the latest coverboy for 'Hello' Magazine.

What the actual?!

He is the king-to-be, why the hell is he doing an interview for a tacky celebrity magazine?

I though the royals were the height of class...

What with Gordon Brown telling his life-story to Piers Morgan, and now this, what are we going to have next? Bikini shots of the Queen?!

I think this is taking celeb culture just a little bit too far...

P.s. black hair? Really...?