Showing posts with label HEALTH. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HEALTH. Show all posts

Thursday, 11 March 2010

BECAUSE ANGELA SAID SO...

This article is stupid- http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1257069/Why-chocolate-better-blueberries-low-fat-food-wont-help-slim-The-diet-myths-ruining-health.html

It's another story that goes 'oh healthy eating is actually not very good for you'.

Well it is, so SHUT.UP.

I mean, take this, it's headline is: 'Why chocolate it better for you than blueberries'.

Excuse me, but I don't think blueberries are choc-ful (excuse the pun) of saturated fat!

I read on to see what their pathetic excuse existed of...

They claimed the sweet stuff was oh-so-much better for you because:

'Blueberries score highly on the oxygen radical absorbance capacity (ORAC) scale, but scientists are finding foods that are even higher - including dark chocolate.'

This 'reliable' information was given to us by someone called 'Angela'.

Angela?? Who the hell is Angela?

It doesn't even say Dr. Angela, or Angela, food scientist. It literally just says Angela.

I mean, they could have literally just picked someone off the street and said, "Oi love, what do you prefer- chocolate or blueberries?" It's actually a joke.

And even if chocolate DID have a few more anti-oxidants, it's still got more sugar and fat and would definitely make your arse grow much more than a tub of blueberries would.

I mean, what are these people on? Newspapers and magazines harp on about obesity rates daily saying how Britain is turning into a 'nation of fatties', well I'm not suprized if people are reading articles like this!

You can't go around telling everyone to eat healthily and then say "Oh chocolate is soooooo much healthier than fruit" because it's not!

They blatently just had webspace to fill so they decided to write some terrible artcle about 'health myths' that aren't even true and no one cares about.

Well don't!

If you've got nothing useful to say then shut the hell up and stop typing this rubbish.

Thursday, 26 November 2009

SODOKU SLIMMING


Scientists have revealed that you can burn up to 90 calories an hour just by completeing a Soduko.

Researcher Tim Forrester, from cannyminds.com, explained: 'Our brains require 0.1 calories every minute simply to survive.

'When we do something challenging such as a puzzle or a quiz we can burn through 1.5 calories every minute.'

'Doing difficult crosswords or challenging Sudokus means your brain will crave more glucose and more calories too, added Mr Forrester.

This is great news for all the academics out there who's much rather complete a puzzle than a marathon.

All I know is that I've cancelled my gym membership and bought all the Soduko books I could find!

Now that's my kind of slimming!