Nicole's Bordering On Desperate With New Single 'Wet'

Oh Nicole, such a pretty girl but you really are being desperate aren't you.

After the release of saucy single 'Right There', Miss Scherzinger is back with yet another beautifully-entitled single... 'Wet'.

Yes, the ex-Pussycat Doll has seemingly decided to go down the route of 'sex sells' with her solo career- spouting a loud of sexual inuendo's that would may your granny blush as she 'shakes her thang' in her latest skimpy outfit.

For a thirty-year-old woman I really don't know how she takes herself seriously. I mean, imagine standing in a press conference in front of a bunch of respectable journalists in hotpants going 'Oh yeah so my next single is gonna be called Wet'. I think I would rather die.

The fact is, she's beautiful and has a good voice- so why not use it properly and get someone to write her a good tune, or better still, write one herself that actually means something, instead of spewing out this generic rubbish and getting it out for the lads.

It's like how they say men who are really good loking aren't good in bed as they've never had to try.

She and her management need to realise that all she's doing is alienating her female fan-base and making herself look like a bit of a desperate prat as she churns out crap songs while being half-naked.

Why not take a leaf out of Adele's book- a woman who writes and sings music from the heart whilst still being fully-clothed.

That's why her album's been at the top of the chart for 18 weeks and Nicole's single will probably be in the basement bin in one.

[If you want to torture yourself with Nicole's latest offering, it's below...]

Aaron Shows His Immaturity At Trying To Be Mature

Now I'm all for letting people make their own decisions, and of course you can't help who you fall in love with, but Aaron Johnson and Sam Taylor-Wood's relationship just baffles me.

Being the same age as Aaron, 21, I can't understand why you would want to settle down and have children with someone who is double your age.

Fair enough I may not be at the time in my life where I want kids so may be biased, but I can't really see how anyone who is 21 is seriously ready to have children.

Aaron may think he's old and wise enough to bear that responsibility, but that fact that he does think that, shows his immaturity right there and how much growing up he still has to do.

The fact that he probably thinks of himself as a 'thespian' may have something to do with it- yes he's read lots of books, so he knows all about life right? Wrong.

You can read all the books you like, but you never know how to really deal with life until you go out there and live it.

The fact is, I've had a lot of experiences in my life already at my young age (trust me), but I find myself being suprised and still learning stuff about myself and the world around me every single day.

The thing is, I know that there's never usually a perfect time to have kids- hell some forty year-old men aren't mature enough to have them, but the fact that he's bringing children into his life when he is barely out of puberty is a bit worrying.

What is it turns out that he wakes up one morning and decides this isn't the life he wants? Where will that leave his kids.

I mean, people my age (myself including) change our minds like the wind- one minute you are TOTALLY sure of what you want, and then you find yourself doing the complete opposite.

When you bring kids into that equation- there is NO going back.

The fact that he is marrying a 44-year-old woman is something to be considered too. Obviously right now she is still an attractive woman, but in around 10 years she will be going in to the menopause and when he's 31, he may find himself with a wife that he no longer finds attractive.

Now, fair enough, that may be a little 'what if' for ten years time, I mean they might have split up by then, but I'm the sort of person who wants to marry for life, not just for ten years- especially when there's kids involved.

All in all, I may be totally wrong, he may just be the type of guy who's just totally a family man and he may still fancy his wife in ten years when she's starting to go grey and wrinkly. I mean I do hope I am.

But I also hope he's taken all the above into serious consideration because this is real life we're talking about. I just hope he's ready for that.

BRIDESMAIDS: A REVIEW

So I'm sure you've seen and lol'd at the trailer for 'Bridesmaids' already and read all those 4-star reviews, but are thinking to yourself, is it really that funny?

I mean, it's quite a regular occurance these days for the papers go on about how 'amazing' a film is, then when you get there and think 'really?' as all those funny bits in the trailer become the only laugh-out-loud bits the film has to offer.

But... I must say, Bridesmaids is simply genius!

Here is a film that actually (shock horror) allows women to be funny. And I don't mean smirk-type funny, I mean spitting out your popcorn as your sides hurt funny.

Not being a feminist or whatevs, but it was such a refreshing thing to see women in a film have personalities and real characters- not just props there to look good and to seem desperate for a boyfriend, because we all know modern women definitely aren't like that.

Anyway, enough about that, back to the film... If you don't know already, then it's about a group of boistrous women led by the fabulous Kristen Wiig as Annie, 'the maid of dishonour', who have been asked by their friend Lillian (Maya Rudolph) to make up her wedding party.

Annie's life is pretty crazy right now- she's just lost her bakery business, she's sleeping with a 'fit but twit' type cad who just won't commit, and she's suddenly realized she's thirty-odd even though she feels about nineteen. So when her life-long pal Lillian asks her to be her maid of honour, it's not her ideal situation.

Although she loves Lil, her current situation doesn't make her the best candidate, teamed with the fact that Lillian's annoyingly perfect pal Helen (Rose Byrne) does anything she can to sabotage her efforts it's not easy to keep the party in check. Especially when that party is a bunch of sex-mad, life-loving misfits.

The film follows Annie and the girls as they go on their hectic journey to get Lilly down the aisle- with hilarious antics on the way including a dress-fitting scene that you won't wanna be eating your popcorn through and an aeroplane journey that will have you giggling long after the film's finished.

Wiig plays her role perfectly- Annie's honest, down-to-earth character is definitely a worthy rival to Bridget Jones and will have you wishing she was your best friend.

All of the supporting cast play their roles brilliantly too; Rudolph has perfect chemistry with Wiig, Mellissa McCarthy is devilishly funny as the butch Megan and there's even a role for the The IT Crowd's Chris O'Dowd who plays sweet-natured cop Nathan Rhodes.

All-in-all an innovative, funny, laugh-out-loud, honest film that is bringing rom-com's into the modern era at last. Go See!!

ELIZA'S NEW LOOK IS PANTS

Sorry, but when did it become acceptable to wear just a pair of pants when out and about in daylight?

I don't get why celebrities feel like they can walk around in underwear and think it's normal like Eliza Doolittle did here at the Coca Cola Olympics 2012 launch at Westfield shopping centre yesterday.

If any of us girls walked down the highstreet in fuchia frillies everyone would think we are mad, but just because they sing a bit on the radio it's suddenly justified?

Maybe Miss Doolittle thinks she can get away with the look because she is wearing trainers, but I just don't see the point? Surely a pair of shorts would make the outfit look a lot better and everyone would still see the fact that she had amazing legs, without her having her vag nearly on show.

Lets just hope this doesn't become the latest trend down the highstreet. That would NOT be a pretty sight.

ZABECCA MAKES ME FEEL A BIT QUESY

Now, I am not one to judge people, but to me Zayn Malik and Rebecca Ferguson just look plain wrong.

It's not because of age- there is only six years difference, which is nothing really. It's just the fact that Zayn still looks like a little boy, where is Rebecca is a full-grown woman with her own children.

I mean, it is all good for the women of the world to swoon over the Biebs, but you wouldn't want to actually date him right?!!

I just think it might be a tad confusing for her children to see her smooching someone that looks like he could be their brother.

Maybe Rebecca needs to start realising that she's a woman and not a little girl anymore.

NUBO SUBO

So it's been two years since Susan Boyle a.k.a. SuBo hit our screens with her THOSE eyebrows and THAT mustard dress...

And until now, she has remained fairly un-transformed (apart from a very necessary eyebrow pluck and a new dress).

But it seems the 50-year-old (yes fifty) has decided to take a leaf out of her mentor Simon Cowell's books and is getting her teeth whitened.

Apparently the ecentric Scottish singer thinks the 'Subo sparkle treatment' will take years off her, and overhaul her image.

Insiders said she had even considered veneers but doesn't want to look 'weird'.

But is it a good thing that Subo is beautifying herself? Does she need the makeover or is she just going too Hollywood on us and loosing her original charm?

Let me know your thoughts...

ALL YOU NEED FOR A RIGHT ROYAL KNEES-UP

So, everyone is hyped for the big day tomorrow...

What will Kate wear? Will Harry be pissed? Will Andrew say something embarassing...

But we all know the BIGGEST thing about the Royal Wedding is the massive party that us 'commonfolk' are going to have!

So I thought I'd bring you the best royal merchandise around so you can celebrate the nuptials in good old British style and make your party a right royal affair.

Check them out and get down the shops before they go!

Why not get the party
started with some truely
regal tunes?
£4.99 HMV

How about getting some
facepaints so all your
guests can look as sexy
as this guy?
£4.99 Asda

Getting bored of the actual
service? Well stick this
on for a laugh
£10.93 Asda

There's no better way to
celebrate the royal wedding
than to drink out of Wills and Kates
faces... and then chuck them
in the bin.
£1 Aldi

Why not make some British-based
cupcakes because otherwise
people might not guess
there is a wedding
£9 John Lewis