Nicole's Bordering On Desperate With New Single 'Wet'

Oh Nicole, such a pretty girl but you really are being desperate aren't you.

After the release of saucy single 'Right There', Miss Scherzinger is back with yet another beautifully-entitled single... 'Wet'.

Yes, the ex-Pussycat Doll has seemingly decided to go down the route of 'sex sells' with her solo career- spouting a loud of sexual inuendo's that would may your granny blush as she 'shakes her thang' in her latest skimpy outfit.

For a thirty-year-old woman I really don't know how she takes herself seriously. I mean, imagine standing in a press conference in front of a bunch of respectable journalists in hotpants going 'Oh yeah so my next single is gonna be called Wet'. I think I would rather die.

The fact is, she's beautiful and has a good voice- so why not use it properly and get someone to write her a good tune, or better still, write one herself that actually means something, instead of spewing out this generic rubbish and getting it out for the lads.

It's like how they say men who are really good loking aren't good in bed as they've never had to try.

She and her management need to realise that all she's doing is alienating her female fan-base and making herself look like a bit of a desperate prat as she churns out crap songs while being half-naked.

Why not take a leaf out of Adele's book- a woman who writes and sings music from the heart whilst still being fully-clothed.

That's why her album's been at the top of the chart for 18 weeks and Nicole's single will probably be in the basement bin in one.

[If you want to torture yourself with Nicole's latest offering, it's below...]

Aaron Shows His Immaturity At Trying To Be Mature

Now I'm all for letting people make their own decisions, and of course you can't help who you fall in love with, but Aaron Johnson and Sam Taylor-Wood's relationship just baffles me.

Being the same age as Aaron, 21, I can't understand why you would want to settle down and have children with someone who is double your age.

Fair enough I may not be at the time in my life where I want kids so may be biased, but I can't really see how anyone who is 21 is seriously ready to have children.

Aaron may think he's old and wise enough to bear that responsibility, but that fact that he does think that, shows his immaturity right there and how much growing up he still has to do.

The fact that he probably thinks of himself as a 'thespian' may have something to do with it- yes he's read lots of books, so he knows all about life right? Wrong.

You can read all the books you like, but you never know how to really deal with life until you go out there and live it.

The fact is, I've had a lot of experiences in my life already at my young age (trust me), but I find myself being suprised and still learning stuff about myself and the world around me every single day.

The thing is, I know that there's never usually a perfect time to have kids- hell some forty year-old men aren't mature enough to have them, but the fact that he's bringing children into his life when he is barely out of puberty is a bit worrying.

What is it turns out that he wakes up one morning and decides this isn't the life he wants? Where will that leave his kids.

I mean, people my age (myself including) change our minds like the wind- one minute you are TOTALLY sure of what you want, and then you find yourself doing the complete opposite.

When you bring kids into that equation- there is NO going back.

The fact that he is marrying a 44-year-old woman is something to be considered too. Obviously right now she is still an attractive woman, but in around 10 years she will be going in to the menopause and when he's 31, he may find himself with a wife that he no longer finds attractive.

Now, fair enough, that may be a little 'what if' for ten years time, I mean they might have split up by then, but I'm the sort of person who wants to marry for life, not just for ten years- especially when there's kids involved.

All in all, I may be totally wrong, he may just be the type of guy who's just totally a family man and he may still fancy his wife in ten years when she's starting to go grey and wrinkly. I mean I do hope I am.

But I also hope he's taken all the above into serious consideration because this is real life we're talking about. I just hope he's ready for that.

BRIDESMAIDS: A REVIEW

So I'm sure you've seen and lol'd at the trailer for 'Bridesmaids' already and read all those 4-star reviews, but are thinking to yourself, is it really that funny?

I mean, it's quite a regular occurance these days for the papers go on about how 'amazing' a film is, then when you get there and think 'really?' as all those funny bits in the trailer become the only laugh-out-loud bits the film has to offer.

But... I must say, Bridesmaids is simply genius!

Here is a film that actually (shock horror) allows women to be funny. And I don't mean smirk-type funny, I mean spitting out your popcorn as your sides hurt funny.

Not being a feminist or whatevs, but it was such a refreshing thing to see women in a film have personalities and real characters- not just props there to look good and to seem desperate for a boyfriend, because we all know modern women definitely aren't like that.

Anyway, enough about that, back to the film... If you don't know already, then it's about a group of boistrous women led by the fabulous Kristen Wiig as Annie, 'the maid of dishonour', who have been asked by their friend Lillian (Maya Rudolph) to make up her wedding party.

Annie's life is pretty crazy right now- she's just lost her bakery business, she's sleeping with a 'fit but twit' type cad who just won't commit, and she's suddenly realized she's thirty-odd even though she feels about nineteen. So when her life-long pal Lillian asks her to be her maid of honour, it's not her ideal situation.

Although she loves Lil, her current situation doesn't make her the best candidate, teamed with the fact that Lillian's annoyingly perfect pal Helen (Rose Byrne) does anything she can to sabotage her efforts it's not easy to keep the party in check. Especially when that party is a bunch of sex-mad, life-loving misfits.

The film follows Annie and the girls as they go on their hectic journey to get Lilly down the aisle- with hilarious antics on the way including a dress-fitting scene that you won't wanna be eating your popcorn through and an aeroplane journey that will have you giggling long after the film's finished.

Wiig plays her role perfectly- Annie's honest, down-to-earth character is definitely a worthy rival to Bridget Jones and will have you wishing she was your best friend.

All of the supporting cast play their roles brilliantly too; Rudolph has perfect chemistry with Wiig, Mellissa McCarthy is devilishly funny as the butch Megan and there's even a role for the The IT Crowd's Chris O'Dowd who plays sweet-natured cop Nathan Rhodes.

All-in-all an innovative, funny, laugh-out-loud, honest film that is bringing rom-com's into the modern era at last. Go See!!

ELIZA'S NEW LOOK IS PANTS

Sorry, but when did it become acceptable to wear just a pair of pants when out and about in daylight?

I don't get why celebrities feel like they can walk around in underwear and think it's normal like Eliza Doolittle did here at the Coca Cola Olympics 2012 launch at Westfield shopping centre yesterday.

If any of us girls walked down the highstreet in fuchia frillies everyone would think we are mad, but just because they sing a bit on the radio it's suddenly justified?

Maybe Miss Doolittle thinks she can get away with the look because she is wearing trainers, but I just don't see the point? Surely a pair of shorts would make the outfit look a lot better and everyone would still see the fact that she had amazing legs, without her having her vag nearly on show.

Lets just hope this doesn't become the latest trend down the highstreet. That would NOT be a pretty sight.

ZABECCA MAKES ME FEEL A BIT QUESY

Now, I am not one to judge people, but to me Zayn Malik and Rebecca Ferguson just look plain wrong.

It's not because of age- there is only six years difference, which is nothing really. It's just the fact that Zayn still looks like a little boy, where is Rebecca is a full-grown woman with her own children.

I mean, it is all good for the women of the world to swoon over the Biebs, but you wouldn't want to actually date him right?!!

I just think it might be a tad confusing for her children to see her smooching someone that looks like he could be their brother.

Maybe Rebecca needs to start realising that she's a woman and not a little girl anymore.

NUBO SUBO

So it's been two years since Susan Boyle a.k.a. SuBo hit our screens with her THOSE eyebrows and THAT mustard dress...

And until now, she has remained fairly un-transformed (apart from a very necessary eyebrow pluck and a new dress).

But it seems the 50-year-old (yes fifty) has decided to take a leaf out of her mentor Simon Cowell's books and is getting her teeth whitened.

Apparently the ecentric Scottish singer thinks the 'Subo sparkle treatment' will take years off her, and overhaul her image.

Insiders said she had even considered veneers but doesn't want to look 'weird'.

But is it a good thing that Subo is beautifying herself? Does she need the makeover or is she just going too Hollywood on us and loosing her original charm?

Let me know your thoughts...

ALL YOU NEED FOR A RIGHT ROYAL KNEES-UP

So, everyone is hyped for the big day tomorrow...

What will Kate wear? Will Harry be pissed? Will Andrew say something embarassing...

But we all know the BIGGEST thing about the Royal Wedding is the massive party that us 'commonfolk' are going to have!

So I thought I'd bring you the best royal merchandise around so you can celebrate the nuptials in good old British style and make your party a right royal affair.

Check them out and get down the shops before they go!

Why not get the party
started with some truely
regal tunes?
£4.99 HMV

How about getting some
facepaints so all your
guests can look as sexy
as this guy?
£4.99 Asda

Getting bored of the actual
service? Well stick this
on for a laugh
£10.93 Asda

There's no better way to
celebrate the royal wedding
than to drink out of Wills and Kates
faces... and then chuck them
in the bin.
£1 Aldi

Why not make some British-based
cupcakes because otherwise
people might not guess
there is a wedding
£9 John Lewis

KATE'S LOST TOO MUCH WEIGHT

I'm not being funny, I know every bride wants to look their best on their wedding day, but in my opinion, Kate Middleton has lost waaaay to much weight.

In fact she didn't even need to lose any weight in the first place as she's always been slim in every picture I've ever seen of her.

I'm sure her idea was that she thought by losing weight she'd look amazing on her big day, when if fact she's just turned herself into a skinny rake.

To be honest, I thought the future princess, with her first-class education and well-to-do family would be more sensible that to bow down to the pressures of the 'size zero' stereotype and put her health at risk- it's what z-list celebs do, not future queens!

With a million girls looking up to her, I reckon Kate's advisors need to sit her down, show her this picture and tell her honestly that she needs to scoff a plate of afternoon cream teas... pronto!

CORRIE GIRLS HAVE TAKEN THEIR ROLE A BIT FAR

I don't know about you... but to me Brooke Vincent and Sacha Parkinson, who play Corronation Street's first lesbian couple, have taken their roles a bit too seriously with this latest picture of them in a bath together.

I mean, I know they're only carrying on their roles as Sophie Webster and Sian Powers on the photoshoot for lesbian magazine 'Diva', but it is a little perverse some of the poses they are doing- even more steamier than most men's mags!

If they are not careful, people are going to actually think they girls are a couple in real life- what with them already being best mates and admitting to 'holding hands' as they walk down the street.

They also moaned about the fact that guys contantly ask them to kiss when they are out together- but when they're doing shoots like this, of course men will behave that way to them.

I think their behaviour is a little attention-seeking if I'm honest, and don't really think they have any grounds for their complaints.

Fair enough, they are on 19 and of course they like the fact that guys fancy them, but you can't moan about it when you are basically seeking it out in the first place.

In a couple of years when they've grown up a bit, I can't help but think they will be a little embarassed by all these over-the-top photoshoots and interviews- when they will probably claim that they are now 'serious actresses' and will moan that the show has stereotyped them.

we will just have to wait and see...

DEMI NEEDS TO GROW UP

Looking at this picture, you would find it hard to tell who is the older sister...

But in fact, it is 48-year-old mother Demi Moore sitting next to her SIXTEEN-year-old daughter Tallula!

I know, WTF!

The fact is, Tallula is dressed far more appropriately for a sit-down event in her high-necked blouse and long skirt, whereas Mum Demi is sat there in a reveal-all body-con dress that you're more likely to see on 18-year-olds just about to go out clubbing on a Friday night.

It just seems silly that Demi doesn't want to grow up. I mean, fair enough she's had £220,000 to keep her face looking young, and I'm not saying that's good, but a lot of celebrities do obviously because they don't want wrinkles, but what's all this dressing like a teen with the hair and clothes.

If I was her daughter, I would feel like it was always a competition to see who could look the best, and it would be so much pressure.

The fact is, Mums are supposed to grow up and focus on their children a bit more, but it seems like Demi is just a bit self-obsessed.

I mean, imagine if you saw a 50-year-old man dressed like a teen boy- people would think it's weird right?

Obviously she's got a hot young boyf in Ashton Kutcher, and she wants to look good for him, but there is a line... and I think she's not far from crossing it.

BORE OFF JORDAN

Is anyone else reaaaaaallly bored of hearing about Jordan right about now?

I mean, I know I'm going against my own point by writing about her now, but I just want one little rant and then I shall speak of her no more!

The thing is, why do people actually care? Haven't they realised yet that she is just a fame-hungry monster who would probably sell her soul to get a front page.

The thing is, she doesn't really have a life- she just creates one that she thinks will get her the most attention.

I mean, you could tell that when she got together with Alex it wasn't love- she just needed some yuppy foolish enough to marry her so she could get a kick out of Pete seeing her with another guy.

Then she had a few months when the press weren't interested and it was like 'oh look we're getting married.'

Then next came 'we're having a baby' which obviously would have produced mega-money magazine deals. But when poor Alex couldn't give her a little sprog, she threw him in the gutter without a care in the world.

Now she's trying to make out that it is HIM who is hurting her by 'selling out her family' and 'demanding £2m'.

How can he hurt her? She's a soulless machine who just tramples on anyone for a quick buck. She's quite clearly trying to manipulate the situation in her favour as of usual.

Alex is said to have depression- which I think is understandable after spending all that time with that idiot. Man he deserves that £2m!

I wish the papers would just see what she's doing though and just ignore her- the public don't care what she's upto anymore, she's just turned into a faceless, money-grabbling bimbo who hurts anyone and everyone around her.

Maybe she should try being nice to people for once in her life and people might then have something good to say about her.

HOW OUR 'NOBILITY' LOST US THE WORLD CUP...

Now I am really disappointed that we're not gonna get the World Cup here just as much as the next person, as I think that it really was the best place and that the tournament deserves to come back to the nation that created it. However... the way the papers have handled everything is actually embarassing!

The minute the results were announced, the press started claiming it was a 'fix' and that Fifa bosses were all 'corrupt'.

Though they may be right, it just made us look like really bad losers. I mean, the Russians are actually going to love the fact that the British media are throwing their toys out of the pram. We could have at least had a little dignity in losing, knowing that we were wronged, but now we just look pathetic.

And... I'm not being funny, but telling the world that Fifa bosses were 'corrupt' before the bid had even got properly underway didn't help things in the slightest. I mean, it's like bullying a kid at school for a month and then asking to have some of his sweets- it's not gonna happen.

To be fair, they were probably right about the corruption in the Fifa camp, but why did they have to go and tell everyone and ruin our bid?

The press are trying to claim that they were being 'noble' and claiming 'the public had the right to know'. That's rubbish. They just wanted to flog a few more copies of their moany papers!

And anyway, why does our country always have to be the 'noble one'? Why, for once, can't we just shut our big gobs and let something good happen just for a change? I mean, take Iraq for example. All Bush had to do was give Tony B a little call and before you knew it, our boys were out in Iraq with old Blair spouting some rubbish about WMDs that he'd no doubt thought up after a heavy night on the tiles.

We've got to realise that we can't save the fricking world- why don't we just do something or ourselves once in a while?

What we should have done about the World Cup decision, is just to have said "Oh that's shit isn't it" and moved the hell on. Surely that's better than spending pointless hours and page space moaning and throwing a tantrum.

Hopefully by next time, people will realise they need to shut the hell up and not bite the hand that feeds them!

Photo Credit: Getty Images

IS KATHERINE'S PHOTOSHOOT CUTE OR CLASSLESS?

Now, I am the first person to admit just how gorgeous Katherine Heigl's adopted daughter Naleigh is- in fact I wrote a blogpost last week saying just that...

However, my initial reaction wasn't of joy when I saw this photoshoot that Miss Heigl did for 'W Magazine'.

Other sites have called in 'cute' and 'one for the photoalbum', but couldn't she have just had some pictures taken in private for her personal photoalbum? It seems a bit silly to have pictures in there that the whole nation can get their hands on too...

I'm sure Katherine loves her daughter very much and is a very good Mum, but I have to admit, it seems like the baby is a bit of an accessory in this shoot.

Maybe she should of let Naleigh make her own mind whether or not she wanted to be thrusted into the celebrity spotlight when she was old enough to make the decision herself.

KELVIN MCKENZIE IS AN IDIOT

Generally, I'm not into slamming other journo's, unless they say something that reaaaaly pisses me off. And this man, if you can even call him that, definitely has.

First of all he slags off my Uni course, which I can assure you is one of the best journalism courses in the country considering it's the only one NCTJ-accredited fully, and then I glanced at his column this week (to see what rubbish he's come out with) and he's moaning about gay people- saying he 'had to walk straight out of a bar' when he knew it was a Gay Bar.

Why the hell is 'The Sun', the most popular tabloid in the country, paying this twat to spew out such homophobic nonsense? Surely this type of prejudice shouldn't be allowed in our national newspapers these days... especially from some snooty idiot that just uses his column for his weekly moan.

The Sun may think he's good for their paper because he generates a lot of viewer opinion on his writing- but I can assure you it's not good. Anyone that I've ever met just thinks he is an idiot and should not be getting his pre-historic views aired to the nation on a weekly basis.

Why not just get rid of the loser and give us someone, younger and fresher who's opinions actually matter and who we really care about.

Yeh?

NICK CLEGG= LIAR

I'm actually FURIOUS that the government has allowed Universities to charge up to £9000 for a degree- it's ridiculous!

I thought £3,000 was bad enough- with the average student coming out of Uni with about £20,000 debt if they live away from home, but now it's gonna be nearly £40,000

How the hell are normal people meant to afford that?

Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg PROMISED us that he'd vote against the rising of student fees if elected- that's the reason why many young people voted for him- and look what he's done- just bowed down to the posh twat that's David Cameron and showed just how little backbone he's got.

What a joke.

Many university students are now fighting back- with a huge protest in London organized for next week. I encourage everyone who can to attend and show the government that we aren't taking this lightly.

ROONEY'S A DISGRACE

What is it with this country? Why do we feel the need to reward the idiots and to treat our real heroes with no respect?

I mean, while most of the country is suffering huge cuts- unemployment is up and parents are now getting no child support, the absolute LOSER that is Wayne Rooney receives an £8 million pay rise- yes 8 FRICIN' MILLION.

It's a joke, quite frankly.

This now means Rooney is the highest-earning player in the world- earning £250,000 a week.

It's absolute idiocy, I mean, this is the guy that invited a prortitute back to his wife's bed when she was PREGNANT, slept with a grandma called 'Auld Slapper' and has been seen acting drunk and disorderly on numerous ocasions.

Furthermore he treated Alex Ferguson, who's probably the best footballl manager Britain has seen, with the littlest respect ever this week- messing him around until he finally signed the 5-year renewal contract.

AND... he hasn't even been playing well! I mean, just take the world cup, he was, quite frankly, shit. I was forever screaming at the screen to 'get him off' as he just played awful and was definitely bringing the side down.

So, taking this all into consideration, why the fuck is he being paid so much? And why are the fans happy to see him back? If I was a Man U supporter, I'd have been pleased that I was finally getting rid of the cheating, lying, scumbag once and for all.

THE U.S. SKINS SEEMS A BIT CRINGE...

The trailer for MTV's American version of channel 4 show 'Skins' has been released today, and I must say, it's all a bit cringeworthy!

I don't know if it's the U.S. accents or whether they've just got the whole setup wrong or what, but it just seems really false and forced to me.

The whole beauty about the original 'Skins' is that it wasn't overdone and was just trying to represent normal lives, but if it isn't like that in America, I don't know why they're trying to make it out like it is...

Anyway CLICK HERE to see the trailer so you can judge for yourselves...!

'SOCIAL NETWORK': REVIEW

Okay, so a film about Facebook didn't seem the most riveting of ideas to me when I first heard about it- I mean, how much can you say about some guys creating a website??

But... once I saw the trailer for 'Social Network' I started to change my mind. First of all it starred Jesse Eisenberg in the lead role- and I just LOVED him in 'Adventureland', then I started to realise that I really was interested in the back-story of what is the most-used social networking site in the world.

I mean, we always seem to just accept things that are there and never really question how they came about. We don't realise that the simple things we use everyday, without taking a blind bit of notice, is the basis of someone elses life and that they've worked tirelessly to create it.

So basically, I just did a massive U-turn and thought it'd be good.

And was it??

Yes, it was. On the whole...

It was interesting and clever- a lot different from most films these days. I mean, it was just refreshing to watch a film where it's not just boy meets girl, they don't like each other, then they get married.

The plot, which sees Harvard University loser Mark Zuckerberg creating a website because he gets ditched by his girlfriend is good because it's relevent.

I mean, there is nothing more people think about more these days than what they're going to have as there Facebook status- so it seems sensible to educate the masses on how their social-life service came about.

Eisenberg is also brilliant in the lead role- playing the part of straight-talking Mark to perfection with his witty one-liners and brilliant, dead-pan comebacks.

Justin Timberlake also plays a good part as 'baddie' Sean Parker- however I really don't know why he's reverted back to his N-Sync poodle hair-do.

The only thing that annoyed me- and it really did annoy me- is the way women are portrayed in the film.

Don't get me wrong, I really am no feminist, but by watching the film, you'd just think every American girl is a jealous, slutty coke-head. The only glimmer of light is Zuckerber's original girlfriend Erica Albright who tells it to Mark straight at the start of the film saying:

"You're gonna go through life thinking girls don't like you becuase you're a nerd. Well you're wrong... it's because you're an arsehole."

Good words. But she's literally only in it for like a second. I know it's not a MAJOR thing, and obviously it isn't essential to the film, but I can't help but feel the director, David Fincher, is just saying that most girls 'go along for the ride' instead of actually creating their success themselves.

Anyway, is only a little qualm- apart from that, this film is deffo a winner, and I'm sure you'll be 'liking' it on Facebook the minute you get home!

4/5

ANYONE ELSE LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEWS SERIES OF 90210?

Becuase I certainly am... PHWOAR!

UMM... CAN YOU BACK OFF BECKS PLEASE?

Poor David! Look how glum he looks :(

No one with such a pretty face as him should be looking that sad!

Now I know I can't say for DEFFO that he didn't have the rumpy-pumpy with the prozzies, but I really don't think he did (if my opinion counts for anything- umm... lol).

So back off you evil women- and leave the man and his beautiful family alone!