ALL YOU NEED FOR A RIGHT ROYAL KNEES-UP

So, everyone is hyped for the big day tomorrow...

What will Kate wear? Will Harry be pissed? Will Andrew say something embarassing...

But we all know the BIGGEST thing about the Royal Wedding is the massive party that us 'commonfolk' are going to have!

So I thought I'd bring you the best royal merchandise around so you can celebrate the nuptials in good old British style and make your party a right royal affair.

Check them out and get down the shops before they go!

Why not get the party
started with some truely
regal tunes?
£4.99 HMV

How about getting some
facepaints so all your
guests can look as sexy
as this guy?
£4.99 Asda

Getting bored of the actual
service? Well stick this
on for a laugh
£10.93 Asda

There's no better way to
celebrate the royal wedding
than to drink out of Wills and Kates
faces... and then chuck them
in the bin.
£1 Aldi

Why not make some British-based
cupcakes because otherwise
people might not guess
there is a wedding
£9 John Lewis

KATE'S LOST TOO MUCH WEIGHT

I'm not being funny, I know every bride wants to look their best on their wedding day, but in my opinion, Kate Middleton has lost waaaay to much weight.

In fact she didn't even need to lose any weight in the first place as she's always been slim in every picture I've ever seen of her.

I'm sure her idea was that she thought by losing weight she'd look amazing on her big day, when if fact she's just turned herself into a skinny rake.

To be honest, I thought the future princess, with her first-class education and well-to-do family would be more sensible that to bow down to the pressures of the 'size zero' stereotype and put her health at risk- it's what z-list celebs do, not future queens!

With a million girls looking up to her, I reckon Kate's advisors need to sit her down, show her this picture and tell her honestly that she needs to scoff a plate of afternoon cream teas... pronto!

CORRIE GIRLS HAVE TAKEN THEIR ROLE A BIT FAR

I don't know about you... but to me Brooke Vincent and Sacha Parkinson, who play Corronation Street's first lesbian couple, have taken their roles a bit too seriously with this latest picture of them in a bath together.

I mean, I know they're only carrying on their roles as Sophie Webster and Sian Powers on the photoshoot for lesbian magazine 'Diva', but it is a little perverse some of the poses they are doing- even more steamier than most men's mags!

If they are not careful, people are going to actually think they girls are a couple in real life- what with them already being best mates and admitting to 'holding hands' as they walk down the street.

They also moaned about the fact that guys contantly ask them to kiss when they are out together- but when they're doing shoots like this, of course men will behave that way to them.

I think their behaviour is a little attention-seeking if I'm honest, and don't really think they have any grounds for their complaints.

Fair enough, they are on 19 and of course they like the fact that guys fancy them, but you can't moan about it when you are basically seeking it out in the first place.

In a couple of years when they've grown up a bit, I can't help but think they will be a little embarassed by all these over-the-top photoshoots and interviews- when they will probably claim that they are now 'serious actresses' and will moan that the show has stereotyped them.

we will just have to wait and see...