KATE'S LOST TOO MUCH WEIGHT

I'm not being funny, I know every bride wants to look their best on their wedding day, but in my opinion, Kate Middleton has lost waaaay to much weight.

In fact she didn't even need to lose any weight in the first place as she's always been slim in every picture I've ever seen of her.

I'm sure her idea was that she thought by losing weight she'd look amazing on her big day, when if fact she's just turned herself into a skinny rake.

To be honest, I thought the future princess, with her first-class education and well-to-do family would be more sensible that to bow down to the pressures of the 'size zero' stereotype and put her health at risk- it's what z-list celebs do, not future queens!

With a million girls looking up to her, I reckon Kate's advisors need to sit her down, show her this picture and tell her honestly that she needs to scoff a plate of afternoon cream teas... pronto!

CORRIE GIRLS HAVE TAKEN THEIR ROLE A BIT FAR

I don't know about you... but to me Brooke Vincent and Sacha Parkinson, who play Corronation Street's first lesbian couple, have taken their roles a bit too seriously with this latest picture of them in a bath together.

I mean, I know they're only carrying on their roles as Sophie Webster and Sian Powers on the photoshoot for lesbian magazine 'Diva', but it is a little perverse some of the poses they are doing- even more steamier than most men's mags!

If they are not careful, people are going to actually think they girls are a couple in real life- what with them already being best mates and admitting to 'holding hands' as they walk down the street.

They also moaned about the fact that guys contantly ask them to kiss when they are out together- but when they're doing shoots like this, of course men will behave that way to them.

I think their behaviour is a little attention-seeking if I'm honest, and don't really think they have any grounds for their complaints.

Fair enough, they are on 19 and of course they like the fact that guys fancy them, but you can't moan about it when you are basically seeking it out in the first place.

In a couple of years when they've grown up a bit, I can't help but think they will be a little embarassed by all these over-the-top photoshoots and interviews- when they will probably claim that they are now 'serious actresses' and will moan that the show has stereotyped them.

we will just have to wait and see...

DEMI NEEDS TO GROW UP

Looking at this picture, you would find it hard to tell who is the older sister...

But in fact, it is 48-year-old mother Demi Moore sitting next to her SIXTEEN-year-old daughter Tallula!

I know, WTF!

The fact is, Tallula is dressed far more appropriately for a sit-down event in her high-necked blouse and long skirt, whereas Mum Demi is sat there in a reveal-all body-con dress that you're more likely to see on 18-year-olds just about to go out clubbing on a Friday night.

It just seems silly that Demi doesn't want to grow up. I mean, fair enough she's had £220,000 to keep her face looking young, and I'm not saying that's good, but a lot of celebrities do obviously because they don't want wrinkles, but what's all this dressing like a teen with the hair and clothes.

If I was her daughter, I would feel like it was always a competition to see who could look the best, and it would be so much pressure.

The fact is, Mums are supposed to grow up and focus on their children a bit more, but it seems like Demi is just a bit self-obsessed.

I mean, imagine if you saw a 50-year-old man dressed like a teen boy- people would think it's weird right?

Obviously she's got a hot young boyf in Ashton Kutcher, and she wants to look good for him, but there is a line... and I think she's not far from crossing it.

BORE OFF JORDAN

Is anyone else reaaaaaallly bored of hearing about Jordan right about now?

I mean, I know I'm going against my own point by writing about her now, but I just want one little rant and then I shall speak of her no more!

The thing is, why do people actually care? Haven't they realised yet that she is just a fame-hungry monster who would probably sell her soul to get a front page.

The thing is, she doesn't really have a life- she just creates one that she thinks will get her the most attention.

I mean, you could tell that when she got together with Alex it wasn't love- she just needed some yuppy foolish enough to marry her so she could get a kick out of Pete seeing her with another guy.

Then she had a few months when the press weren't interested and it was like 'oh look we're getting married.'

Then next came 'we're having a baby' which obviously would have produced mega-money magazine deals. But when poor Alex couldn't give her a little sprog, she threw him in the gutter without a care in the world.

Now she's trying to make out that it is HIM who is hurting her by 'selling out her family' and 'demanding £2m'.

How can he hurt her? She's a soulless machine who just tramples on anyone for a quick buck. She's quite clearly trying to manipulate the situation in her favour as of usual.

Alex is said to have depression- which I think is understandable after spending all that time with that idiot. Man he deserves that £2m!

I wish the papers would just see what she's doing though and just ignore her- the public don't care what she's upto anymore, she's just turned into a faceless, money-grabbling bimbo who hurts anyone and everyone around her.

Maybe she should try being nice to people for once in her life and people might then have something good to say about her.

HOW OUR 'NOBILITY' LOST US THE WORLD CUP...

Now I am really disappointed that we're not gonna get the World Cup here just as much as the next person, as I think that it really was the best place and that the tournament deserves to come back to the nation that created it. However... the way the papers have handled everything is actually embarassing!

The minute the results were announced, the press started claiming it was a 'fix' and that Fifa bosses were all 'corrupt'.

Though they may be right, it just made us look like really bad losers. I mean, the Russians are actually going to love the fact that the British media are throwing their toys out of the pram. We could have at least had a little dignity in losing, knowing that we were wronged, but now we just look pathetic.

And... I'm not being funny, but telling the world that Fifa bosses were 'corrupt' before the bid had even got properly underway didn't help things in the slightest. I mean, it's like bullying a kid at school for a month and then asking to have some of his sweets- it's not gonna happen.

To be fair, they were probably right about the corruption in the Fifa camp, but why did they have to go and tell everyone and ruin our bid?

The press are trying to claim that they were being 'noble' and claiming 'the public had the right to know'. That's rubbish. They just wanted to flog a few more copies of their moany papers!

And anyway, why does our country always have to be the 'noble one'? Why, for once, can't we just shut our big gobs and let something good happen just for a change? I mean, take Iraq for example. All Bush had to do was give Tony B a little call and before you knew it, our boys were out in Iraq with old Blair spouting some rubbish about WMDs that he'd no doubt thought up after a heavy night on the tiles.

We've got to realise that we can't save the fricking world- why don't we just do something or ourselves once in a while?

What we should have done about the World Cup decision, is just to have said "Oh that's shit isn't it" and moved the hell on. Surely that's better than spending pointless hours and page space moaning and throwing a tantrum.

Hopefully by next time, people will realise they need to shut the hell up and not bite the hand that feeds them!

Photo Credit: Getty Images

IS KATHERINE'S PHOTOSHOOT CUTE OR CLASSLESS?

Now, I am the first person to admit just how gorgeous Katherine Heigl's adopted daughter Naleigh is- in fact I wrote a blogpost last week saying just that...

However, my initial reaction wasn't of joy when I saw this photoshoot that Miss Heigl did for 'W Magazine'.

Other sites have called in 'cute' and 'one for the photoalbum', but couldn't she have just had some pictures taken in private for her personal photoalbum? It seems a bit silly to have pictures in there that the whole nation can get their hands on too...

I'm sure Katherine loves her daughter very much and is a very good Mum, but I have to admit, it seems like the baby is a bit of an accessory in this shoot.

Maybe she should of let Naleigh make her own mind whether or not she wanted to be thrusted into the celebrity spotlight when she was old enough to make the decision herself.

KELVIN MCKENZIE IS AN IDIOT

Generally, I'm not into slamming other journo's, unless they say something that reaaaaly pisses me off. And this man, if you can even call him that, definitely has.

First of all he slags off my Uni course, which I can assure you is one of the best journalism courses in the country considering it's the only one NCTJ-accredited fully, and then I glanced at his column this week (to see what rubbish he's come out with) and he's moaning about gay people- saying he 'had to walk straight out of a bar' when he knew it was a Gay Bar.

Why the hell is 'The Sun', the most popular tabloid in the country, paying this twat to spew out such homophobic nonsense? Surely this type of prejudice shouldn't be allowed in our national newspapers these days... especially from some snooty idiot that just uses his column for his weekly moan.

The Sun may think he's good for their paper because he generates a lot of viewer opinion on his writing- but I can assure you it's not good. Anyone that I've ever met just thinks he is an idiot and should not be getting his pre-historic views aired to the nation on a weekly basis.

Why not just get rid of the loser and give us someone, younger and fresher who's opinions actually matter and who we really care about.

Yeh?