CHAR IS A BIG FAT LIAR (IN A SKINNY BOD!)

Miss Charlotte Church has suddenly decided to lay off the choccies and slim down and that's great!

She looks fantastic and is glowing in her latest photoshoot; dressed in a LBD and wearing daring purple lipstick.

However, what troubles me was what came OUT of her mouth- not what's gone in it.

Yes, the 24-year-old songstress claimed in 'Closer' magazine' this week that she 'would be just as happy if she was a size 20'.

WHAT.EVER.

If you would be so happy in a size 20, then why did you go to all the bother of losing weight?

I mean, it's just plain stupid.

And right, it really annoys me that people can harp on about 'how they love their curves' and stuff if they are overweight, but if anyone dares mention that they love being skinny, then they are made to feel like a criminal.

I mean, if Charlotte has said, 'I'd love to be a size 0', she would have been hung out to dry by the media, but because she said she wouldn't mind be a size 20 (which is essentially obese), she has been hailed a hero.

It's ridiculous and downright wrong. Being overweight is just a serious threat than being underweight- there are numerous health issues such as diabetes, heart problems, cholesterol etc. etc. that cause the health service millions of pounds that could be used on helping seriously ill people.

I mean, I'm not putting everyone that size into the same box, because obviously some people are overweight due to medical reasons. But the people that eat their way into that weight are just being plain lazy and selfish, or they need to seek help for their emotional instability as they are obviously replacing food for the love that they crave.

So when a celebrity comes along and celebrates it, it just annoys me.

Next time, think before you speak Miss Church, because we all know you love yourself just a little bit more you fit into that size 8.

BECAUSE ANGELA SAID SO...

This article is stupid- http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1257069/Why-chocolate-better-blueberries-low-fat-food-wont-help-slim-The-diet-myths-ruining-health.html

It's another story that goes 'oh healthy eating is actually not very good for you'.

Well it is, so SHUT.UP.

I mean, take this, it's headline is: 'Why chocolate it better for you than blueberries'.

Excuse me, but I don't think blueberries are choc-ful (excuse the pun) of saturated fat!

I read on to see what their pathetic excuse existed of...

They claimed the sweet stuff was oh-so-much better for you because:

'Blueberries score highly on the oxygen radical absorbance capacity (ORAC) scale, but scientists are finding foods that are even higher - including dark chocolate.'

This 'reliable' information was given to us by someone called 'Angela'.

Angela?? Who the hell is Angela?

It doesn't even say Dr. Angela, or Angela, food scientist. It literally just says Angela.

I mean, they could have literally just picked someone off the street and said, "Oi love, what do you prefer- chocolate or blueberries?" It's actually a joke.

And even if chocolate DID have a few more anti-oxidants, it's still got more sugar and fat and would definitely make your arse grow much more than a tub of blueberries would.

I mean, what are these people on? Newspapers and magazines harp on about obesity rates daily saying how Britain is turning into a 'nation of fatties', well I'm not suprized if people are reading articles like this!

You can't go around telling everyone to eat healthily and then say "Oh chocolate is soooooo much healthier than fruit" because it's not!

They blatently just had webspace to fill so they decided to write some terrible artcle about 'health myths' that aren't even true and no one cares about.

Well don't!

If you've got nothing useful to say then shut the hell up and stop typing this rubbish.

CHECK OUT AGYNESS!

Wow! How good does Agyness Deyn look?

The supermodel went for a more vintage look on set for her first acting role in film 'Mean to Me'.

I think she looks amazing! Definitely keep it Agy!